May 2013
hitlervevo:
hitlervevo:
today i learned that you can text the police if you’re dead
NO NO NO I MEANT IF YOU’RE DEAF OMFG
esexist:
i just got called a faggot by a group of 6th graders wearing polos
hiragana adventures: the difference a particle...
japanlove:
julieyumi:
こいがしたい koi ga shitai i want to fall in love
こいとしたい koi to shitai i want to do it with a carp
こいのしたい koi no shitai the corpse of a carp
#the importance of kanji
homebiscuitskillet:
i dont think anything as ever described me so perfectly
at least i run faster than internet explorer
highcups:
six out of ten people in san francisco are raven baxter
sketchythought:
traceexcalibur:
a story about a girl and boy who fall in love with each other at first sight and then the boy reveals he’s an incubus come to steal her soul and then she reveals she’s a succubus trying to steal his and they laugh and go get drinks together
That’s actually the cutest fucking thing I’ve seen today.
fasterfood:
it is day 7 of being stranded in the desert. “hey is it hot in here or is it just me” i say to myself. i may be losing my mind, but i am gaining self confidence
me: why does no one like me
person: i like you'
me: thanks
me: why does no one like me
fullmetal-dipshit:
ozzyosborntodie:
“you’re a virgin, so obviously you know nothing about sex”
snowpatrls:
keep your friends close, but the people who have a chance at becoming famous closer
EUA: excuse me
Espanha: perdón
França: excusez-moi
Brasil: SAI DA FRENTE CARALHO QUE VOCÊ NÃO É TRANSPARENTE
